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 Post subject: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:17 pm 
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Hello, I am Resurrection Joe

I have been kept down a well for over 3 months, by some tosser called Jimmy Twiddledick, fortunately, when he said "it puts the lotion in the basket" and lowered down a bucket, I managed to pull him in with me and use his lower intestine as a lassoo, in order to escape.

I have anger problems and am not as old as you think.....

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Hello.I'm Willie Eckerslike.

I was an ugly baby. At meal times, my Mum would put me in a corner and feed me with a catapult. At birth, I was considered so ugly that the midwife slapped my mother. Nothing much has changed.

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Evening Joe - nice to see you back :)

I'm Mrs R - I used to be The Lovely Mrs R, but everyone always shortened it.....so here I am! But I am still lovely...well, most of the time :doh:


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Hello there, I'm Sid, an 18 year old first year medical student. Can't ever remember life before 442/441/AGR :lol:. You may see me around the United board quite a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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I'm Nemanja Vidic, you may have seen me on TV bullying the likes of Drogba and anyone else that steps out of line. I'm kinda like the Serbian Mr. T.

I once won a game of connect four in three moves.

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Riquelminho™ wrote:
Hello there, I'm Sid, an 18 year old first year medical student. Can't ever remember life before 442/441/AGR :lol:. You may see me around the United board quite a bit.


<immediately appoints him 'Board Doctor>

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Mrs R wrote:
Evening Joe - nice to see you back :)

I'm Mrs R - I used to be The Lovely Mrs R, but everyone always shortened it.....so here I am! But I am still lovely...well, most of the time :doh:


Discuss :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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I'm lovely until anyone gets on my bad side..... :nono:


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Resurrection Joe wrote:
Riquelminho™ wrote:
Hello there, I'm Sid, an 18 year old first year medical student. Can't ever remember life before 442/441/AGR :lol:. You may see me around the United board quite a bit.


<immediately appoints him 'Board Doctor>


Woohoo! Does this mean I can start using my stethoscope on people? :D

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Hello, I'm red_sagem........I was formerly Jimmy Twiddledick's au pair, he wasn't very kind to me but he did say that he was making me a suit which I thought was kinda sweet! :unsure:

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Riquelminho™ wrote:
Resurrection Joe wrote:
Riquelminho™ wrote:
Hello there, I'm Sid, an 18 year old first year medical student. Can't ever remember life before 442/441/AGR :lol:. You may see me around the United board quite a bit.


<immediately appoints him 'Board Doctor>


Woohoo! Does this mean I can start using my stethoscope on people? :D


Only if you promise to warm it first!! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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i'm now RoM. i take photos, make sandwiches with chicken and stuffing, and i like purple jelly babies.


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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Hey, it's me, the man previously known as Big Poppa Smurf, name got old so i thought i'd change it :)

I'm a plasterer at the minute, but want to go to university to do IT

Hope everyone made the transition with no problems?


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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Hey, it's me, the man previously known as Big Poppa Smurf, name got old so i thought i'd change it :)

I'm a plasterer at the minute, but want to go to university to do IT

Hope everyone made the transition with no problems?


Plasterer, eh? We'll be watching you like a hawk. :doh:

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Willie Eckerslike wrote:
Kid A wrote:
Hey, it's me, the man previously known as Big Poppa Smurf, name got old so i thought i'd change it :)

I'm a plasterer at the minute, but want to go to university to do IT

Hope everyone made the transition with no problems?


Plasterer, eh? We'll be watching you like a hawk. :doh:


why lol?


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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Kid A wrote:
Hey, it's me, the man previously known as Big Poppa Smurf, name got old so i thought i'd change it :)

I'm a plasterer at the minute, but want to go to university to do IT

Hope everyone made the transition with no problems?


PMSL.... now that's a quality name

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 Post subject: Re: The Traditional 'Getting To Know You' Introduction Thread
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Kid A wrote:
Hey, it's me, the man previously known as Big Poppa Smurf, name got old so i thought i'd change it :)



And here's my with some smurf icons I DL'd especially for you. REALLY lol. Not added them yet.

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Im Spock, Im my late 40s, work in Engineering buying machines for huge petrochemical projects (except at the moment they keep getting cancelled). But I love getting to spend millions of dollars of other peoples money. I'm from Altrincham originally, but now live in leafy bedfordshire. Im heavily into science fiction and Im well known in my industry for my taste in ties. In a few weeks you'll see me looking for a new phaser at Collectormania in MK

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I'm OLOE aka Stu - Wirralian by birth West Midlander by marriage, love all things musical and Rooney :lol:

Work in the banking sector (fortuantely the stable ones) and love United.

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